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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-06-30 02:31 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Good Vibes - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted.

2
Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs

3
Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.

4
Bon Appetit - A box of ten brand new multicolored dams. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!

5
Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).

6
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like bacon.

7
Cake - A sheet cake with "Congrats on the sex!" written on it.

8
Blindfold - A strip of soft but durable blue cloth. Could also be used as a gag. The Benefactors won't tell you how to live your life.

9
Official Osomatsu-san Lingerie - Exactly what it sounds like. Includes babydoll and bloomers. Cuter than it has any right to be. This pair has blue accents.

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