1 Fancy Lotion - This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. Smells like soy sauce.
2 Good Vibes - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted.
3 Christine Junior - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.
4 Bearies - A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious.
5 Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
6 Childchime Mini Cheese - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.
7 Fruit Basket - A basket full of oranges, grapefruits, and several different kinds of apples.
8 After-dinner Mints - A plastic tub full of soft, sugary dessert mints. They melt in your mouth.
9 Pillow Case - A long pillow case for a long pillow. Features your charmingly irresistable and unfortunately deceased Overseer posed seductively.
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Fancy Lotion - This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. Smells like soy sauce.
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Good Vibes - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted.
3
Christine Junior - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.
4
Bearies - A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious.
5
Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
6
Childchime Mini Cheese - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.
7
Fruit Basket - A basket full of oranges, grapefruits, and several different kinds of apples.
8
After-dinner Mints - A plastic tub full of soft, sugary dessert mints. They melt in your mouth.
9
Pillow Case - A long pillow case for a long pillow. Features your charmingly irresistable and unfortunately deceased Overseer posed seductively.