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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-06-27 02:47 am (UTC)

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Chapstick - A small tube of chapstick. It smells like strawberries.

2
Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.

3
Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.

4
Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.

5
Epstein-Barr None - A plush germ.

6
Antiemetic Medication - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti!

7
Christine Junior - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.

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