1 Bottled Water - A bottle of clear mountain spring water.
2 Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.
3 Inflatable Pool - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.
4 Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!
5 Tea - A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.
6 Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs
7 Beat Up Cat Plush - A black stuffed cat that's seen far better days. Looks both ugly and disturbing.
8 Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
9 Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like sour apple.
Congratulations!
Bottled Water - A bottle of clear mountain spring water.
2
Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.
3
Inflatable Pool - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.
4
Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!
5
Tea - A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.
6
Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs
7
Beat Up Cat Plush - A black stuffed cat that's seen far better days. Looks both ugly and disturbing.
8
Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
9
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like sour apple.