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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-06-16 03:32 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Tuxedo Briefs - A pair of black and white briefs that look like a very dapper shirt and tie. You can tear away the front to reveal...a pair of the exact same briefs.

2
Wanna See a Trick? - A set of six ping pong balls. They look white under normal light, but if you turn the lights out they glow.

3
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like espresso.

4
Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.

5
Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs

6
Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals.

7
Junpei's Funyarinpants - At first, the print on these Calvin Klein cotton trunks seems to be a random assortment of black and white blotches, but if you keep looking, a shape might emerge...

8
Striped socks - Striped socks in your favorite colors! If your favorite colors are yellow and blue. These ones have stars on them, along with a Hyperion "H" on the heel.

9
Hammie - A stuffed burger pillow with big eyes and a friendly smile.

10
Detective Outfit - Stylish black jacket, pants, and v-neck combo. For only the most handsome detectives.

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