1 Angel's Underwear - You know when you get underwear for Christmas and they seem like they’re meant for the you that’s 10 years younger? Like your Dad still thinks you’re the adolescent kid that killed your mom? Yeah, those are Angel’s. Bordering on the Granny panty and covered in silly, childish prints. Kinda like this.
2 Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin.
3 Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.
4 Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
5 Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like tart cherry.
6 Handsome Jack poster - A poster of everyone's favorite hero, Handsome Jack. You can practically feel the smugness radiating off of it.
7 Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
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Angel's Underwear - You know when you get underwear for Christmas and they seem like they’re meant for the you that’s 10 years younger? Like your Dad still thinks you’re the adolescent kid that killed your mom? Yeah, those are Angel’s. Bordering on the Granny panty and covered in silly, childish prints. Kinda like this.
2
Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin.
3
Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.
4
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
5
Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like tart cherry.
6
Handsome Jack poster - A poster of everyone's favorite hero, Handsome Jack. You can practically feel the smugness radiating off of it.
7
Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.