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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-06-10 01:51 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.

2
Church's Underwear - put up the wolfjob barry

3
Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!

4
Levin Bible - A simple book simply titled Levin Bible. It contains various scripture, detailing how the god created the world as well as how the world will end one of four ways.

5
Nut Basket - It's a small wicker basket full of mixed nuts on a loving bed of green easter grass.

6
Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.

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