1
Fruit Basket - A basket full of oranges, grapefruits, and several different kinds of apples.

2
Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.

3
After Dinner Mints - A plastic tub full of soft, sugary dessert mints. They melt in your mouth.

4
Who's Yersinia Daddy - A plushie.

5
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like strawberry.

6
Childchime Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.

7
Cake - A sheet cake that says "Congrats on the Sex".