1 Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
2 Glitter Cannon - A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse.
3 Heartburn Medication - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart?
4 Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
5 Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like cookies and cream.
6 Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.
7 Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.
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Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
2
Glitter Cannon - A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse.
3
Heartburn Medication - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart?
4
Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
5
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like cookies and cream.
6
Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.
7
Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.