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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-05-30 03:12 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.

2
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like garlic.

3
Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.

4
Tea - A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.

5
Ardyn's Underwear - Dark red shorts patterned with black stars. Ridiculously high quality, because Ardyn's pretentious and probably has a hell of a paycheck.

6
Junpei's Funyarinpants - At first, the print on these Calvin Klein cotton trunks seems to be a random assortment of black and white blotches, but if you keep looking, a shape might emerge...

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