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airlockedmods
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2017-05-26 12:46 am (UTC)
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Body Pillow
- A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
2
Model Time Machine
- A blue and white model spaceship with a six-pointed red insignia on the... balls. It looks like a cock and balls.
3
Conch Shell
- A seashell that lets you hear the sea if you hold it to your ear. Does not predict the future.
4
Poker? I Hardly Know Her
- A box of ten brand new multicolored dams. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!
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Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
2
Model Time Machine - A blue and white model spaceship with a six-pointed red insignia on the... balls. It looks like a cock and balls.
3
Conch Shell - A seashell that lets you hear the sea if you hold it to your ear. Does not predict the future.
4
Poker? I Hardly Know Her - A box of ten brand new multicolored dams. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!