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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-05-26 12:42 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Hyperion-issued Voice Modulator - Lovingly ripped from the voice box of a body double, now you, too, can sound like Handsome Jack.

2
Good Vibes - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted.

3
Nari's Underwear - Pair of tie-dyed boyshorts. Pink, blue, and green.

4
Energy Drank - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.

5
Future Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.

6
Nishitani's Underwear - Seeing as how "none" is not a valid answer, I hereby declare that Nishitani wears a pair of invisible (read: nonexistent) underwear. Popularized by 80s fashion trends, these undies has the added benefits of offering plenty of room to move in and provide absolutely no support for a man's junk at all. If you've ever wanted to just let 'em dangle, these are the undies for you.

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