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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-05-26 12:37 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Shigella - A stuffed germ.

2
Chocolates - A bag of small, bell-shaped chocolates. The tag sticking out of the wrapper says "Physical Affections".

3
Arianna's Underwear - Plain white panties, made of silk but otherwise totally unremarkable.

4
Blanket - A very large, very soft blanket. It looks like wool, but it feels like being wrapped in a big warm cloud.

5
Spaceman Spish - A glass helmet made to protect the wearer's face from the cold, remorseless void of space. If you're six and think that sticking a fishbowl on your head makes you a spaceman, that is.

6
Model Time Machine - A blue and white model spaceship with a six-pointed red insignia on the... balls. It looks like a cock and balls.

7
Athletic Wrap - A supportive elastic wrap for athletes to prevent injury.

8
Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like leather.

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