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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-05-26 12:20 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Health Scanner - A handheld electronic scanner that can immediately gauge the health of whoever it's aimed at. It glows green for impotence! Oh, wait, green causes impotence...

2
Takumi's Underwear - A simple fundoshi. Or a cloth wrap, depending on who you ask. Easy to move around in at least!

3
Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals.

4
Well worn boots - A set of what used to be a very pricey but good set of boots that have definitely seen better days. The initials NR are written in silver marker on the inside.

5
Energy Drank - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.

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