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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-05-25 11:38 pm (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Childchime Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.

2
Chocolates - A bag of small, bell-shaped chocolates. The tag sticking out of the wrapper says "Physical Affections".

3
Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.

4
Model Time Machine - A blue and white model spaceship with a six-pointed red insignia on the... balls. It looks like a cock and balls.

5
Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.

6
Antiemetic - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti!

7
Energy Drank - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.

8
Guuma-chan - A charming stuffed bear with a a pink bow tie, a curly ahoge and a startlingly dapper mustache. Apparently some sort of mascot character. He's a big hit with the kids!

9
Accounting Book A household expenses book that's seen considerable use. It tracks the supplies of a small group of people, including food, solar power and medicines. It covers a period of about seven months.

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