1 Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.
2 Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.
3 Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like ghost peppers.
4 The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone."
5 Antiemetic Medicine - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti!
6 Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
7 Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
8 Tea - A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.
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Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.
2
Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.
3
Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like ghost peppers.
4
The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone."
5
Antiemetic Medicine - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti!
6
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
7
Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
8
Tea - A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.