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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-05-23 02:37 am (UTC)

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Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.

2
Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.

3
Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like ghost peppers.

4
The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone."

5
Antiemetic Medicine - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti!

6
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.

7
Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).

8
Tea - A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.

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