1 Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
2 Model Time Machine - A blue and white model spaceship with a six-pointed red insignia on the... balls. It looks like a cock and balls.
3 Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.
4 Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.
5 Cigarettes - A generic box of cigarettes, like the kind you can get at vending machines all across Japan.
6 Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
7 Trumpet - It's a trumpet, for people who like to toot their own horn.
8 Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
9 Bottled Water - A bottle of clear mountain spring water.
10 Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.
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Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
2
Model Time Machine - A blue and white model spaceship with a six-pointed red insignia on the... balls. It looks like a cock and balls.
3
Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.
4
Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.
5
Cigarettes - A generic box of cigarettes, like the kind you can get at vending machines all across Japan.
6
Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
7
Trumpet - It's a trumpet, for people who like to toot their own horn.
8
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
9
Bottled Water - A bottle of clear mountain spring water.
10
Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.