1 Health Scanner - A handheld electronic scanner that can immediately gauge the health of whoever it's aimed at. It glows green for impotence! Oh, wait, green causes impotence...
2 Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.
3 Aceid outfit - A simple, white dress. It's decent quality in make, with purple trim. It comes with a pale, brown vest with purple trim that laces up in the back.
4 Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
5 After Dinner Mints - A plastic tub full of soft, sugary dessert mints. They melt in your mouth.
6 Bunny Headband - A cute, fluffy headband sure to make you look less intimidating.
7 Mild Painkiller - A small bottle that says NSAID pain reliever/fever reducer on the side. Contains about 20 pills.
8 Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.
9 Childchime Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.
Congratulations!
Health Scanner - A handheld electronic scanner that can immediately gauge the health of whoever it's aimed at. It glows green for impotence! Oh, wait, green causes impotence...
2
Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.
3
Aceid outfit - A simple, white dress. It's decent quality in make, with purple trim. It comes with a pale, brown vest with purple trim that laces up in the back.
4
Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
5
After Dinner Mints - A plastic tub full of soft, sugary dessert mints. They melt in your mouth.
6
Bunny Headband - A cute, fluffy headband sure to make you look less intimidating.
7
Mild Painkiller - A small bottle that says NSAID pain reliever/fever reducer on the side. Contains about 20 pills.
8
Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.
9
Childchime Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.