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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-05-23 02:09 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Plumbus - Well, it's either a sex toy or a shower aid. Or both. Probably both. At least it comes with an owner's manual.

2
Childchime Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.

3
Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.

4
My Little Rifle - A brightly colored full-sized plastic sniper rifle that shoots foam darts with suction cups on the end, with ten darts.

5
Sun Lamp - A miniature sun lamp. It perfectly imitates the conditions of Earth sunlight, but it's no substitute for the real thing.

6
Antibiotic Gel - A gel with antibiotic properties. Makes wounds heal 40% faster than soap and water alone.

7
Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.

8
Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like matcha strawberries.

9
Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is cobalt blue.

10
Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.

11
Ashtray - A fairly nice, sturdy ashtray. Perfect for keeping cigarette butts in. Or to use as a blunt weapon. I won't tell you how to live your life.

12
Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.

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