1 Plumbus - Well, it's either a sex toy or a shower aid. Or both. Probably both. At least it comes with an owner's manual.
2 Childchime Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.
3 Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.
4 My Little Rifle - A brightly colored full-sized plastic sniper rifle that shoots foam darts with suction cups on the end, with ten darts.
5 Sun Lamp - A miniature sun lamp. It perfectly imitates the conditions of Earth sunlight, but it's no substitute for the real thing.
6 Antibiotic Gel - A gel with antibiotic properties. Makes wounds heal 40% faster than soap and water alone.
7 Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.
8 Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like matcha strawberries.
9 Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is cobalt blue.
10 Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
11 Ashtray - A fairly nice, sturdy ashtray. Perfect for keeping cigarette butts in. Or to use as a blunt weapon. I won't tell you how to live your life.
12 Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.
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Plumbus - Well, it's either a sex toy or a shower aid. Or both. Probably both. At least it comes with an owner's manual.
2
Childchime Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.
3
Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.
4
My Little Rifle - A brightly colored full-sized plastic sniper rifle that shoots foam darts with suction cups on the end, with ten darts.
5
Sun Lamp - A miniature sun lamp. It perfectly imitates the conditions of Earth sunlight, but it's no substitute for the real thing.
6
Antibiotic Gel - A gel with antibiotic properties. Makes wounds heal 40% faster than soap and water alone.
7
Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.
8
Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like matcha strawberries.
9
Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is cobalt blue.
10
Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
11
Ashtray - A fairly nice, sturdy ashtray. Perfect for keeping cigarette butts in. Or to use as a blunt weapon. I won't tell you how to live your life.
12
Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.