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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-05-23 01:49 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?

2
Fancy Lotion - This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. Smells like freesias.

3
Bottled Water - A bottle of clear mountain spring water.

4
Cloth Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.

5
Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.

6
Christine Junior - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.

7
Mary's Underwear - White panties with cartoon tigers on them.

8
Otamatone - It's an Otamatone. It looks like a music note with a smiley face, but when you squeeze its cheeks it lets out a plaintive whine in varying pitch.

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