airlockedmods: (SPAAAAAAACE)
airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-05-21 04:36 pm (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.

2
Athletic Wrap - A supportive elastic wrap for athletes to prevent injury.

3
Yuuri's Underwear - Dark purple, and adorned with lavender frills. They give off a composed, lady-like sort of air.

4
Inflatable Pool - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.

5
Foot Spa - A machine that helpfully provides a much-needed foot massage.

6
Bearies - A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious.

7
UN-lucky flannel - This ensemble consists of a red plaid flannel shirt, a sleeveless white hoodie, a bright blue puffy vest, loose jean capris, and ugly sneakers. Who are you supposed to be: Marty McFly?

8
Cloth Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.

9
Octopussy - A plush octopussy.

10
Don't Be Crabby - A stuffed parasite. Don't worry, it's probably not real.

11
Ardyn's Underwear - Dark red shorts patterned with black stars. Ridiculously high quality, because Ardyn's pretentious and probably has a hell of a paycheck.

12
Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.

13
Model Time Machine - A blue and white model spaceship with a six-pointed red insignia on the... balls. It looks like a cock and balls.

14
Christine Junior - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.

15
Hot Chocolate - A packet of powdered chocolate. Mix it with hot milk or water for a warm, delicious treat.

16
Mai's Underwear - The most boring white cotton bra/panties set you'll ever see. Someone doesn't really care about these things.

17
Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is dark blue.

18
Pillow Case - A long pillow case for a long pillow. Features your charmingly irresistable Overseer posed seductively.

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