1 Fried Whole Spider - A spider the size of a large housecat, which has been fried and served with nuts. It’s... not for everyone.
2 Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.
3 Plastic Sword - A European-style sword that can't even cut fruit, much less people. "Property of Eastern High Drama Department" is written on the handle in small letters.
4 Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.
5 Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
6 Grad Clothes - A formal pink kimono with purple hakama, like you'd wear to a school graduation.
7 Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is hot pink.
8 Bearies - A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious.
9 Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.
10 Half-eaten pizza - Mmm, garlic and cheese. Totally worth slaughtering people to order it.
11 Blanket - A very large, very soft blanket. It looks like wool, but it feels like being wrapped in a big warm cloud.
12 Emergency Response Manual - A manilla folder with "EMERGENCY RESPONSE" and "STAFF ONLY" printed on the front, with instructions only to order under very specific conditions. The seal is broken. It contains information about the potential outbreak of some sort of deadly virus and instructs the reader on how to conduct themselves during the emergency. It's a pretty bummer read.
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Fried Whole Spider - A spider the size of a large housecat, which has been fried and served with nuts. It’s... not for everyone.
2
Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.
3
Plastic Sword - A European-style sword that can't even cut fruit, much less people. "Property of Eastern High Drama Department" is written on the handle in small letters.
4
Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.
5
Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
6
Grad Clothes - A formal pink kimono with purple hakama, like you'd wear to a school graduation.
7
Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is hot pink.
8
Bearies - A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious.
9
Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.
10
Half-eaten pizza - Mmm, garlic and cheese. Totally worth slaughtering people to order it.
11
Blanket - A very large, very soft blanket. It looks like wool, but it feels like being wrapped in a big warm cloud.
12
Emergency Response Manual - A manilla folder with "EMERGENCY RESPONSE" and "STAFF ONLY" printed on the front, with instructions only to order under very specific conditions. The seal is broken. It contains information about the potential outbreak of some sort of deadly virus and instructs the reader on how to conduct themselves during the emergency. It's a pretty bummer read.