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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-02-28 02:28 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Plastic Knife - A plastic replica of a survival knife.

2
Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).

3
Otamatone - It's an Otamatone. It looks like a music note with a smiley face, but when you squeeze its cheeks it lets out a plaintive whine in varying pitch.

4
Multivitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals.

5
Apron - An apron with a thin belt that could be used to fasten it.

6
Children's Clothing - Very old-fashioned clothing small enough to fit a child. One looks like a light-colored dress, while the other is a light grey overcoat and breeches. They're both splattered in blood.

7
Hot Chocolate - A packet of powdered chocolate. Mix it with hot milk or water for a warm, delicious treat.

8
Heavy-Duty Painkillers - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone."

9
Tiny Car - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.

10
Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.

11
Inflatable Swimming Pool - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.

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