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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-02-28 01:59 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Fruit and Nut Basket - A large red straw basket filled with oranges, grapefruits, several varieties of apples, pecans, walnuts, and Brazil nuts. Unfortunately, a nutcracker is not included.

2
Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man.

3
Blue Wall - An ice-blue bracelet that supposedly reduces the effect of cold by half. It's useless here, though.

4
Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.

5
Glitter Cannon Rounds - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.

6
Heavy-Duty Painkillers - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone."

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