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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-02-28 01:46 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
A Card - It would have a poetically written clue that references a red airship and a pipe organ.

2
Personal Massager - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted.

3
Trumpet - It's a trumpet, for people who like to toot their own horn.

4
Anti-emetic Medication - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti!

5
Conch Shell - A seashell that lets you hear the sea if you hold it to your ear. Does not predict the future.

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