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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-02-17 04:56 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.

2
Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.

3
VHS Tapes - A stack of VHS tapes, each marked with batches of two to three episodes of... who knows what, since you won't be able to play them in here. I mean, really?

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