3 Paperwork - A large stack of paperwork with Nergal Heavy Industries letterhead. Even in a world where everything's digital, you still always find yourself signing forms.
4 An office chair - A wheeled office chair with armrests. Very comfortable.
5 Desktop Sun Lamp - A miniature sun lamp. It perfectly imitates the conditions of Earth sunlight, but it's no substitute for the real thing.
6 Mini Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.
7 Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
8 Latex Dams - A box of ten brand new multicolored dams. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!
9 Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
10 Chocolates - A bag of small, bell-shaped chocolates. The tag sticking out of the wrapper says "Physical Affections".
11 Inflatable Swimming Pool - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.
12 Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
13 Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.
14 Holographic Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.
15 Fruit and Nut Basket - A large red straw basket filled with oranges, grapefruits, several varieties of apples, pecans, walnuts, and Brazil nuts. Unfortunately, a nutcracker is not included.
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Mini Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.
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Carbuncle Plush - A very cute plush.
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Paperwork - A large stack of paperwork with Nergal Heavy Industries letterhead. Even in a world where everything's digital, you still always find yourself signing forms.
4
An office chair - A wheeled office chair with armrests. Very comfortable.
5
Desktop Sun Lamp - A miniature sun lamp. It perfectly imitates the conditions of Earth sunlight, but it's no substitute for the real thing.
6
Mini Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.
7
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
8
Latex Dams - A box of ten brand new multicolored dams. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!
9
Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
10
Chocolates - A bag of small, bell-shaped chocolates. The tag sticking out of the wrapper says "Physical Affections".
11
Inflatable Swimming Pool - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.
12
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
13
Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.
14
Holographic Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.
15
Fruit and Nut Basket - A large red straw basket filled with oranges, grapefruits, several varieties of apples, pecans, walnuts, and Brazil nuts. Unfortunately, a nutcracker is not included.