1 Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
2 Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
3 Chemise - A girl's chemise, made out of sturdy but thin fabric. The front of it is splattered in dried blood.
4 Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.
5 Mini Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.
6 Christine Junior - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.
7 Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
8 Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.
9 Tea - A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.
10 Walking Stick - A simple wooden walking stick. It has a tasteful corkscrew design.
11 Clown Painting - A painting of a clown. The work is so impeccable, it's almost lifelike.
12 Coffee - A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.
13 Christine Junior - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.
(Apparently the answer to "what happens when you put a beaten up Christine Junior in the dumbwaiter" is "you get TWO NEW CHRISTINE JUNIORS".)
Congratulations!
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
2
Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
3
Chemise - A girl's chemise, made out of sturdy but thin fabric. The front of it is splattered in dried blood.
4
Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.
5
Mini Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.
6
Christine Junior - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.
7
Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
8
Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.
9
Tea - A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.
10
Walking Stick - A simple wooden walking stick. It has a tasteful corkscrew design.
11
Clown Painting - A painting of a clown. The work is so impeccable, it's almost lifelike.
12
Coffee - A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.
13
Christine Junior - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.
(Apparently the answer to "what happens when you put a beaten up Christine Junior in the dumbwaiter" is "you get TWO NEW CHRISTINE JUNIORS".)