1 Pirate Costume - For something that is clearly a costume it's shockingly well made.
2 Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
3 Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. Hold this jar in your hands like a talisman. Close your eyes and picture a man. Someone with smile lines around his eyes who could chop the cedar for your bower with his own hands, strangle an alpha wolf, carry you home when you sprain your ankle in the woods, bench press your entire body. Now open the lid and smell this candle.
4 Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
5 Pumpkin - A giant orange pumpkin. There are starving aliens in the future that would love to chow down on a pumpkin as nice as this one!
6 Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.
Congratulations!
Pirate Costume - For something that is clearly a costume it's shockingly well made.
2
Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
3
Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. Hold this jar in your hands like a talisman. Close your eyes and picture a man. Someone with smile lines around his eyes who could chop the cedar for your bower with his own hands, strangle an alpha wolf, carry you home when you sprain your ankle in the woods, bench press your entire body. Now open the lid and smell this candle.
4
Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
5
Pumpkin - A giant orange pumpkin. There are starving aliens in the future that would love to chow down on a pumpkin as nice as this one!
6
Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.