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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-03-14 12:55 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Health Scanner - A handheld electronic scanner that can immediately gauge the health of whoever it's aimed at. It glows green for impotence! Oh, wait, green causes impotence...

2
Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.

3
Captain's Uniform - Like capelets, heels, and minidresses? Course you do. Baton and key card not included.

4
Foot Spa - A machine that helpfully provides a much-needed foot massage.

5
Cloth Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.

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