1 Health Scanner - A handheld electronic scanner that can immediately gauge the health of whoever it's aimed at. It glows green for impotence! Oh, wait, green causes impotence...
2 Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.
3 Captain's Uniform - Like capelets, heels, and minidresses? Course you do. Baton and key card not included.
4 Foot Spa - A machine that helpfully provides a much-needed foot massage.
5 Cloth Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.
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Health Scanner - A handheld electronic scanner that can immediately gauge the health of whoever it's aimed at. It glows green for impotence! Oh, wait, green causes impotence...
2
Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.
3
Captain's Uniform - Like capelets, heels, and minidresses? Course you do. Baton and key card not included.
4
Foot Spa - A machine that helpfully provides a much-needed foot massage.
5
Cloth Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.