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airlockedmods (
airlockedmods
) wrote
2017-03-10 12:53 am (UTC)
Congratulations!
1
Master Key
- A small, unassuming gold key. Might be important.
2
Cloth Bandages
- Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.
3
Plumbus
- Well, it's either a sex toy or a shower aid. Or both. Probably both.
At least it comes with an owner's manual
.
4
Heating Pad
- A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
5
Whiskey
- A bottle of whiskey. It tastes cheap.
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Congratulations!
Master Key - A small, unassuming gold key. Might be important.
2
Cloth Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.
3
Plumbus - Well, it's either a sex toy or a shower aid. Or both. Probably both. At least it comes with an owner's manual.
4
Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
5
Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes cheap.