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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-03-08 01:16 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.

2
Lubricated Sleeves - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!

3
Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like a pine forest.

4
Chocobo Plush - A small plush of a kind of dumb-looking yellow bird. It's like an adorable ostrich.

5
Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.

6
Health Scanner - A handheld electronic scanner that can immediately gauge the health of whoever it's aimed at. It glows green for impotence! Oh, wait, green causes impotence...

7
Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.

8
Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.

9
Placonym - A grey Honorary Placronym with "Jane Crocker" engraved on it. The perfect 13th birthday gift to commemorate being given a name.

10
Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.

11
Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.

12
Modest Clothing - A pair of full-length black pants and a loose-fitting white turtleneck. It looks like something from an incredibly repressed futuristic society.

13
School Uniform - The green and white school uniform of a female student at Megurigaoka Private High School. The sleeves are rather frilly.

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