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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2018-03-24 04:03 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

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Bon Appetit - A box of ten brand new multicolored dams. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!

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Spaceman Spish - A glass helmet made to protect the wearer's face from the cold, remorseless void of space. If you're six and think that sticking a fishbowl on your head makes you a spaceman, that is.

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Red Zinnia Bookmark - A handmade bookmark, made with colored card stock and a pressed red zinnia flower. There's a message on the back:
Red zinnias stand for steadfastness, familial ties, and the steady beating of a heart. Azaleas can be used as symbols for gratitude and a wish for the person receiving them to take care of themselves.

We couldn't be luckier that you were there when you were. Thank you so, so much for everything you do, Heart-kun.


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Detective Outfit - Stylish black jacket, pants, and v-neck combo. For only the most handsome detectives.

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Model Time Machine - A blue and white model spaceship with a six-pointed red insignia on the... balls. It looks like a cock and balls.

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Artist's Casual Wear - A paint-stained pair of faded jeans and grey-blue t-shirt advertising a pizza place called "A Slice of Heaven". Comes with sneakers straight from the thrift store. A memento of Jamie.

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A Tiny Car - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.

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Burgie - A stuffed burger pillow with big eyes and a friendly smile.

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Antiemetic Medication - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti!

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