29 Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is dark maroon.
30 Gushers - A box of blue raspberry flavored Fruit Gushers from your favorite foodstuffs brand, Betty Crocker! Contains six (6) packs of sweet hexagonal bipyramids of snacking pleasure!
31 Horseshoe Crab - A stuffed horseshoe crab. Shaped like a friend.
32 Survival Guide - Very well read with some pages missing on the inside. There's notes written in the margins seemingly arguing with the original text. An added page with a strange alphabet has been tucked inside.
33 Foego - A bottle of highly sugary soda. It's more sugar than liquid now. The flavor is blue raspberry.
34 Hardlight Projector - A small portable, wearable device that projects an image around the user, their size or taller.
35 Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.
37 Modest Clothes - A pair of full-length black pants and a loose-fitting white turtleneck. It looks like something from an incredibly repressed futuristic society.
38 Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like cinnamon.
39 Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.
40 Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like kale.
41 Model Time Machine - A blue and white model spaceship with a six-pointed red insignia on the... balls. It looks like a cock and balls.
42 Tuxedo Briefs - A pair of black and white briefs that look like a very dapper shirt and tie. You can tear away the front to reveal...a pair of the exact same briefs.
43 Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin.
44 Wanna See a Trick? - A set of six ping pong balls. They look white under normal light, but if you turn the lights out they glow.
Congratulations!
Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is dark maroon.
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Gushers - A box of blue raspberry flavored Fruit Gushers from your favorite foodstuffs brand, Betty Crocker! Contains six (6) packs of sweet hexagonal bipyramids of snacking pleasure!
31
Horseshoe Crab - A stuffed horseshoe crab. Shaped like a friend.
32
Survival Guide - Very well read with some pages missing on the inside. There's notes written in the margins seemingly arguing with the original text. An added page with a strange alphabet has been tucked inside.
33
Foego - A bottle of highly sugary soda. It's more sugar than liquid now. The flavor is blue raspberry.
34
Hardlight Projector - A small portable, wearable device that projects an image around the user, their size or taller.
35
Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.
36
My Son - Your son now.
37
Modest Clothes - A pair of full-length black pants and a loose-fitting white turtleneck. It looks like something from an incredibly repressed futuristic society.
38
Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like cinnamon.
39
Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.
40
Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like kale.
41
Model Time Machine - A blue and white model spaceship with a six-pointed red insignia on the... balls. It looks like a cock and balls.
42
Tuxedo Briefs - A pair of black and white briefs that look like a very dapper shirt and tie. You can tear away the front to reveal...a pair of the exact same briefs.
43
Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin.
44
Wanna See a Trick? - A set of six ping pong balls. They look white under normal light, but if you turn the lights out they glow.