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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2018-02-21 04:17 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

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Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is dark maroon.

30
Gushers - A box of blue raspberry flavored Fruit Gushers from your favorite foodstuffs brand, Betty Crocker! Contains six (6) packs of sweet hexagonal bipyramids of snacking pleasure!

31
Horseshoe Crab - A stuffed horseshoe crab. Shaped like a friend.

32
Survival Guide - Very well read with some pages missing on the inside. There's notes written in the margins seemingly arguing with the original text. An added page with a strange alphabet has been tucked inside.

33
Foego - A bottle of highly sugary soda. It's more sugar than liquid now. The flavor is blue raspberry.

34
Hardlight Projector - A small portable, wearable device that projects an image around the user, their size or taller.

35
Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.

36
My Son - Your son now.

37
Modest Clothes - A pair of full-length black pants and a loose-fitting white turtleneck. It looks like something from an incredibly repressed futuristic society.

38
Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like cinnamon.

39
Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.

40
Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like kale.

41
Model Time Machine - A blue and white model spaceship with a six-pointed red insignia on the... balls. It looks like a cock and balls.

42
Tuxedo Briefs - A pair of black and white briefs that look like a very dapper shirt and tie. You can tear away the front to reveal...a pair of the exact same briefs.

43
Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin.

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Wanna See a Trick? - A set of six ping pong balls. They look white under normal light, but if you turn the lights out they glow.

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