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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2018-02-13 05:42 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Spike Bracelet - A black leather bracelet with metal studs in it. Potentially ACTUALLY ready for the mosh pit.

2
Tarot - A deck of tarot cards. Even if you don't believe they can tell the future, the cards are a work of art.

3
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.

4
Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like waffles.

5
Health Scanner - A handheld electronic scanner that can immediately gauge the health of whoever it's aimed at. It glows green for impotence! Oh, wait, green causes impotence...

6
Foego - A bottle of highly sugary soda. It's more sugar than liquid now. The flavor is bacon.

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