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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2018-02-13 04:02 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Pyrrha’s Outfit - Armor and clothing combine to make something both stylish and functional! (Circlet not included)

2
Spaceman Spish - A glass helmet made to protect the wearer's face from the cold, remorseless void of space. If you're six and think that sticking a fishbowl on your head makes you a spaceman, that is.

3
Bottled Water - A bottle of clear mountain spring water.

4
Stuffed Chocobo – A gift from the Chosen King to a girl who fell in love with chocobo. It’s fat and soft, and has an orange ribbon around its neck.

5
Crimson Ox Energy Drink - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.

6
Hirshey's Physical Affections - A bag of small, bell-shaped chocolates. The tag sticking out of the wrapper says "Physical Affections".

7
Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!

8
Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin.

9
Health Scanner - A handheld electronic scanner that can immediately gauge the health of whoever it's aimed at. It glows green for impotence! Oh, wait, green causes impotence...

10
A Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.

11
Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.

12
Model Time Machine - A blue and white model spaceship with a six-pointed red insignia on the... balls. It looks like a cock and balls.

13
Hot Chocolate - A packet of powdered chocolate. Mix it with hot milk or water for a warm, delicious treat.

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