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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2018-02-13 03:26 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Tarot - A deck of tarot cards. Even if you don't believe they can tell the future, the cards are a work of art.

2
Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.

3
Holo Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.

4
Bearies Creme-Filled Cakes - A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious.

5
Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof.

6
The Tale of the Champion - A large, lovingly rendered book depicting the tale of the mage Marian Hawke.

7
Tuxedo Briefs - A pair of black and white briefs that look like a very dapper shirt and tie. You can tear away the front to reveal...a pair of the exact same briefs.

8
Fruit and Nut Basket - A large red straw basket filled with oranges, grapefruits, several varieties of apples, pecans, walnuts, and Brazil nuts. Unfortunately, a nutcracker is not included.

9
Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.

10
Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.

11
Dakimakura Cover - A long pillow case for a long pillow. Features your charmingly irresistable Overseer posed seductively.

12
Otamatone - It's an Otamatone. It looks like a music note with a smiley face, but when you squeeze its cheeks it lets out a plaintive whine in varying pitch.

13
Guuma-chan - A charming stuffed bear with a pink ribbon tied in a bow around its neck, a curly ahoge and a startlingly dapper mustache. Unfortunately, it won't come to life no matter how much you love it.

14
Coffee - A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret.

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