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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2018-02-09 04:37 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Master Key - A small, unassuming gold key. Kept on a string to wear around your neck if you feel crushing guilt about letting an impulsive zombie have a murder weapon.

2
Dakimakura - A long pillow case for a long pillow. Features your charmingly irresistable Overseer posed seductively.

3
Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.

4
Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof.

5
Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs

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