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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2018-02-09 03:42 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin.

2
Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.

3
Model “Trebuchet" - A cobbled-together wooden device for throwing things. For some reason it gives the impression of not being assembled quite correctly.

4
Christine Junior - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.

5
Trumpet - It's a trumpet, for people who like to toot their own horn.

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