1 Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
2 Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof.
3 Coffee - A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret.
4 Conch Shell - A seashell that lets you hear the sea if you hold it to your ear. Does not predict the future.
5 Fruit and Nut Basket - A large red straw basket filled with oranges, grapefruits, several varieties of apples, pecans, walnuts, and Brazil nuts. Unfortunately, a nutcracker is not included.
6 Carnival Outfit - Look at that huge sombrero. When you put it on, maybe you'd like to shake some maracas.
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Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
2
Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof.
3
Coffee - A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret.
4
Conch Shell - A seashell that lets you hear the sea if you hold it to your ear. Does not predict the future.
5
Fruit and Nut Basket - A large red straw basket filled with oranges, grapefruits, several varieties of apples, pecans, walnuts, and Brazil nuts. Unfortunately, a nutcracker is not included.
6
Carnival Outfit - Look at that huge sombrero. When you put it on, maybe you'd like to shake some maracas.