1 Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is blue.
2 Coffee mug - A white mug. It would be boring and nondescript but someone has careful scribbled a cartoon face that looks sort of familiar... in Japanese writing, the name “Mi-kun” is scribbled in the same thick black marker.
3 Hanky - A soft mustard yellow solid colored handkerchief. Great for broadcasting that you have a big - oh. Oh, um. Yeah. Or you can just use it to blow your nose when you need to!
4 Parallel Falchion - A long, silver sword with a golden core and hilt shaped like the Mark of Naga. Known as the blade of light, forged by the Divine Dragon Naga and wielded by a lineage of great warriors.
5 Typewriter - A baby blue typewriter. It's older than most of the Champions, but very well-maintained.
6 Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
7 Magic Brownies - It looks like an ordinary plate of brownies, but be sure to pace yourself or else in about three hours Satan will be trying to rip your soul out through your kneecaps.
8 Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.
9 Birthday Photo Album - A gift to Jamie from his family for his 30th birthday. It’s full of photos of him and his family and the accomplishments of him and his older sister.
10 Casual Clothes - A pair of khaki cargo shorts, hawaiian shirt, and beaten-up birkenstock sandals that are almost stained red from dust and clay and desert sand.
11 Glitter Cannon - A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse.
12 Lactase Prescription - A prescription bottle that says "Lactase Enzyme." It's great for not shitting yourself silly if you accidentally drink some milk!
13 Coffee - A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.
14 Fancy Lotion - This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. Smells like lavender.
Congratulations!
Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is blue.
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Coffee mug - A white mug. It would be boring and nondescript but someone has careful scribbled a cartoon face that looks sort of familiar... in Japanese writing, the name “Mi-kun” is scribbled in the same thick black marker.
3
Hanky - A soft mustard yellow solid colored handkerchief. Great for broadcasting that you have a big - oh. Oh, um. Yeah. Or you can just use it to blow your nose when you need to!
4
Parallel Falchion - A long, silver sword with a golden core and hilt shaped like the Mark of Naga. Known as the blade of light, forged by the Divine Dragon Naga and wielded by a lineage of great warriors.
5
Typewriter - A baby blue typewriter. It's older than most of the Champions, but very well-maintained.
6
Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
7
Magic Brownies - It looks like an ordinary plate of brownies, but be sure to pace yourself or else in about three hours Satan will be trying to rip your soul out through your kneecaps.
8
Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.
9
Birthday Photo Album - A gift to Jamie from his family for his 30th birthday. It’s full of photos of him and his family and the accomplishments of him and his older sister.
10
Casual Clothes - A pair of khaki cargo shorts, hawaiian shirt, and beaten-up birkenstock sandals that are almost stained red from dust and clay and desert sand.
11
Glitter Cannon - A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse.
12
Lactase Prescription - A prescription bottle that says "Lactase Enzyme." It's great for not shitting yourself silly if you accidentally drink some milk!
13
Coffee - A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.
14
Fancy Lotion - This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. Smells like lavender.