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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-11-22 04:13 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!

2
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like gingerbread.

3
Photo Album - An old photo album. The scrapbooking talent is sparse, but the pictures are all dutifully dated with names written on the back, and span through the 1980s to 1997. There's pictures of a younger Bolton with an old woman who's probably his grandmother, pictures of Las Vegas, pictures of people wearing all kinds of insane 1980s fashions and pride colors.

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