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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-11-22 03:52 am (UTC)

1
Pink gloves and scarf - a matching scarf and pair of gloves in bright magenta. Good for when your home spontaneously drops to arctic temperatures in the middle of summer.

2
A Penny - A copper coin worth one (1) cent. It's brightly shined, but there's otherwise nothing special about it.

3
Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs

4
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like shrimp ramen.

5
Bon Appetit - A box of ten brand new multicolored dams. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!

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