airlockedmods: (Default)
airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-11-17 02:14 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.

2
Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof.

3
Hot Chocolate - A packet of powdered chocolate. Mix it with hot milk or water for a warm, delicious treat.

4
Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!

5
Energy Drank - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.

6
Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.

7
Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.

8
Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.

9
Switch of Submission - A short but flexible wooden rod with a handle, perfect for startling someone out of sleep. Or worse. Or better? No kinkshaming here.

Post a comment in response:

This account has disabled anonymous posting.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting