1 Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
2 Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof.
3 Hot Chocolate - A packet of powdered chocolate. Mix it with hot milk or water for a warm, delicious treat.
4 Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!
5 Energy Drank - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.
6 Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
7 Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.
8 Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
9 Switch of Submission - A short but flexible wooden rod with a handle, perfect for startling someone out of sleep. Or worse. Or better? No kinkshaming here.
Congratulations!
Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
2
Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof.
3
Hot Chocolate - A packet of powdered chocolate. Mix it with hot milk or water for a warm, delicious treat.
4
Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!
5
Energy Drank - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.
6
Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
7
Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.
8
Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
9
Switch of Submission - A short but flexible wooden rod with a handle, perfect for startling someone out of sleep. Or worse. Or better? No kinkshaming here.