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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-11-17 02:01 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Panda kigurumi - A cute red panda onesie -- no, not a Red Panda! A RED panda!

2
Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.

3
Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.

4
Good Vibes - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted.

5
Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!

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