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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-11-15 04:01 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart?

2
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?

3
Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like fresh snow.

4
Can of beer - Just... a can of beer. It has no brand besides a star on the front.

5
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.

6
iPod + charger - A third generation iPod loaded up with sweet jams.

7
Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.

8
Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.

9
Xanax - An orange pill bottle with a prescription label that reads "Xanax" and gives instructions on how it should be taken. The name of the person it's prescribed to reads "Jamie Fell".

10
Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs.

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