1 Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart?
2 Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
3 Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like fresh snow.
4 Can of beer - Just... a can of beer. It has no brand besides a star on the front.
5 Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
6 iPod + charger - A third generation iPod loaded up with sweet jams.
7 Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.
8 Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.
9 Xanax - An orange pill bottle with a prescription label that reads "Xanax" and gives instructions on how it should be taken. The name of the person it's prescribed to reads "Jamie Fell".
10 Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs.
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Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart?
2
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
3
Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like fresh snow.
4
Can of beer - Just... a can of beer. It has no brand besides a star on the front.
5
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
6
iPod + charger - A third generation iPod loaded up with sweet jams.
7
Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.
8
Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.
9
Xanax - An orange pill bottle with a prescription label that reads "Xanax" and gives instructions on how it should be taken. The name of the person it's prescribed to reads "Jamie Fell".
10
Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs.