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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-11-08 04:13 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Bon Appetit - A box of ten brand new multicolored dams. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!

2
Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).

3
Pack of cards - Just your every day pack of playing cards. Useful for playing poker by yourself whilst pretending to be your five other twin brothers to fill the empty void left in your heart.

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