1 Outfit for a Dead Man - A gray zipped hoodie, t-shirt, black jacket, skinny blue jeans and work boots. Wearing it makes you look like the Unabomber feel like you're on the run from the law.
3 The Lord of the Rings - A massive hard-cover book that contains the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. It seems well-read, but is in good condition; it's just got a bunch of penciled notes in the margins of one of the Appendices that...appear to be in Sindarin? Fucking nerd.
4 Condoms - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!
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Outfit for a Dead Man - A gray zipped hoodie, t-shirt, black jacket, skinny blue jeans and work boots. Wearing it makes you look like
the Unabomberfeel like you're on the run from the law.2
Look at This Photograph - A picture of a boy and his best friend.
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The Lord of the Rings - A massive hard-cover book that contains the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. It seems well-read, but is in good condition; it's just got a bunch of penciled notes in the margins of one of the Appendices that...appear to be in Sindarin? Fucking nerd.
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Condoms - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!