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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-10-28 12:54 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.

2
Trumpet - It's a trumpet, for people who like to toot their own horn.

3
Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.

4
Lactase Prescription - A prescription bottle that says "Lactase Enzyme." It's great for not shitting yourself silly if you accidentally drink some milk!

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