1 Spike Bracelet - A black leather bracelet with metal studs in it. 100% ACTUALLY ready for the mosh pit.
2 Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
3 Coffee - A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.
4 Conch Shell - A seashell that lets you hear the sea if you hold it to your ear. Does not predict the future.
5 Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart?
6 Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is blood orange (It's fucking red).
7 Hanky - A soft red paisley handkerchief. Great for broadcasting that you like boxer shorts or like to wear boxer shorts! Or just for blowing your nose when you need to.
Congratulations!
Spike Bracelet - A black leather bracelet with metal studs in it. 100% ACTUALLY ready for the mosh pit.
2
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
3
Coffee - A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.
4
Conch Shell - A seashell that lets you hear the sea if you hold it to your ear. Does not predict the future.
5
Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart?
6
Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is blood orange (It's fucking red).
7
Hanky - A soft red paisley handkerchief. Great for broadcasting that you like boxer shorts or like to wear boxer shorts! Or just for blowing your nose when you need to.