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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-10-28 12:48 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Spike Bracelet - A black leather bracelet with metal studs in it. 100% ACTUALLY ready for the mosh pit.

2
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.

3
Coffee - A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.

4
Conch Shell - A seashell that lets you hear the sea if you hold it to your ear. Does not predict the future.

5
Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart?

6
Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is blood orange (It's fucking red).

7
Hanky - A soft red paisley handkerchief. Great for broadcasting that you like boxer shorts or like to wear boxer shorts! Or just for blowing your nose when you need to.

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